Completely Superficial Benefits of Being Gay

--My wardrobe is doubled.

--I haven’t had to operate our snow blower yet this year--I’ve a man who does that.

--Much money has been saved on cosmetics and jewelry. I took our Aunt shopping the other day and am pretty sure our kids can go to college on what we’re saving as two men.

--The precious look on a bigot’s face when he realizes he’s talking bad about you to you.

--10$ Gift Certificate to Abercrombie & Fitch for every straight man I convert.

--Without being rude, it’s fantastically easy to cut short a visit from Jehovah Witnesses.

--There has never been an argument in our home about the proper positioning of a toilet seat.