I picked the boys up from school yesterday and Alan apparently had something he wanted to confirm, something he had heard from another kid.
He asked, with all that adorable 6-year-old innocence, "Papa, is a boy that's a witch called a B*beep*ch?"
Trying not to laugh too hard I told him, "No, bub, that's a word for a girl dog, but that's also a grown-up word, okay?"
I think everyone in the gay community has known some boys, though, most people would call "boy witches" :-).
haha :)
ReplyDeleteI thought a boy witch was a warlock
ReplyDeleteI think everyone in the gay community has known some boys most people would call "boy witches"
I thought they were diva's
Gosh, I'm striking out all around.
I grew up with the phrase "Twitch with a B"
hahaha... too funny! I miss those days of innocence.
ReplyDeleteI seem to recall saying something as a child about "Brigham Young and his spice". I explained to the blank stares that if the plural of "mouse" is "mice", then the plural of "spouse" must be...
ReplyDeleteOkay, it wasn't an unintentional gaffe, it was a lame attempt at a joke. I'm known for those.
That is hilarious. It makes sense - "bitch" could well be a portmanteau of "boy" + "witch".
ReplyDeleteAbe:
ReplyDelete"I thought they were diva's"
Oh no, we can be both :-).
Evan:
"I miss those days of innocence."
Ah but kids bring it all back.
Scott "Okay, it wasn't an unintentional gaffe, it was a lame attempt at a joke. I'm known for those."
Hey, it made me LOL.
Craig "portmanteau"
[reaches for dictionary]
Indigo Incarnates
ReplyDeleteHeh heh. That is pretty funny :)
Actually, in Wicca, practitioners of both genders are called "witches".
Indigo, how do Wiccans manage then? The ideal coven must include both a loving witch and a warlock :-).
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