Saturday, June 09, 2007

I Could Think of Worse Bombs

Story Here.

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
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As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon."

The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviwing the documents.
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Just come up with your own joke. I’m experiencing some sort block involving the presence of too many options.

4 comments:

Kengo Biddles said...

Good example of what our government spends tax dollars on. And further proof of the homosexual agenda. ;)

Mr. Fob said...

Um.

Hm.

Um.

Wow.

You're right--the possibilities are endless.

playasinmar said...

Have the folks over at Saturday Night Live found out about this?

Gay Bin Ladin is the ultimate puchline.

Brady said...

I'll bet BYU would like to get a hold of the antidote.