Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Popcorn in Coffee

Last night we spoke to a class at the U about marriage. Gayle Ruzicka of Utah's Eagle Forum, and Paul Mero of the Sutherlan Institute spoke to the same class a week before and we were to give the other side.

I'm sure I'll get into that some other time, but, this being April Fool's day, I'm pretty sure I'm required to keep from the serious on a blog post.

However, I can't think of anything funny and so I'll aim for cute :-).

While we were talking to the class, Brian was "working" on my computer. When we were done I came to find a couple stories and poems that I think are in need of publication:
Chapter 1(The Sick Bunny)
The Sick Bunny
The bunny threw up.He was sick. He went to the doctor.The doctor couldn’t find any thing wrong.
So the bunny went back home.He ate three jelly beans.The next day he woke up,brushed his teeth
and ate breakfast.He felt really better!He took the whole day without any sickness.He lived happily
ever after.The end.

Chapter 2(Tree Seasons)
Tree Seasons
In the spring my tree begins green.
In the summer my tree puts on a green cloak.
In the fall my tree puts on brown, yellow and red.
In the winter my tree is the color black.

Chapter 3(Popcorn)
Popcorn
Pop,pop, pop, on the pan.
I smell popcorn that is tan.
So,so salty.
I wonder what it taste
like in coffee.
I had to delete some as he began writing a poem about our last name :-). Also, no; gay parents do not let their 6-year-old children drink coffee. It seems it's just a the first word that came to mind when finding a rhyme with 'salty'. Nor do we give our child jelly beans to cure sickness, though they may want a world in which they got that instead of Children's Motrin :-).

3 comments:

Max Power said...

"The Sick Bunny" reminds me of a book I received as a gag gift. Here it is on amazon.com:

http://www.amazon.com/Moose-Loose-Poops-Dr-Hippo/dp/0975351656/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238608808&sr=8-1

Katie said...

You shouldn't give a 6 year old coffe? Opps! My mother let my sister and I drink coffee at six. We also got heavily diluted wine starting at around 8 or 9. I think it was cultural. Maybe, Europeans shouldn't be allowed to raise kids.

Evan said...

Coffee flavored popcorn.... I think your son might be on to something. Perhaps the cure to cancer?