"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph [one of the men in charge of Rev. Haggard] said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing.
So if you’ve been trying for years to stop "acting out", what’s taking you so long? Seems simple enough.
I tried but I just can’t bear to put the “humor” tag on this story.
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LMAO
wow! what an amazing turn around*.
*note sarcasm
What a bunch of PR hogwash! Is there anything that DOESN'T seem to ring out-of-tune with this guy?
Maybe he's been 100% heterosexual for (the last) three weeks.
(Loyalist, your sarcasm was clearly noted.)
i should read your posts first; you had me by four hours on this ; )
What a tool. The sympathy I once felt for the man is pretty much gone.
Paul:
Maybe he's been 100% heterosexual for (the last) three weeks.
Risking family and a lucrative career by doing crystal meth (allegedly :-)) and having “sexual relations” with a male prostitute/dealer, makes that “maybe” sound strong :-). Certainly he could see the risk was very high, the potential loss as well, and yet the gayety that motivated him to such was so weak that it crumbled under three weeks of… what?
Seriously, the gay recruitment office needs to get a hold of this technology, whatever it may be. No need for three years in a GSA to do our dastardly conversions of straights.
Santorio:
i should read your posts first; you had me by four hours on this ; )
:-), Great minds… but you do show up first on L’s latest links.
Chris:
The sympathy I once felt for the man is pretty much gone.
I hate to think it but give him a month or two and I bet he’ll start up his ex-gay ministry as a glowing example for all of us out here “acting out”. They’ll be pointing to him again as a reason to ban equal rights for our couplings. After all, what does he care about gay rights? Our lifestyle is about risky sex, satanic temptations, and life ruining addictions, right? Why, he’d be doing us a favor to keep us from his gay lifestyle…
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