I was thinking of writing an April Fools post but just ended up thinking of titles (can anyone add to it?):
-Local Anti-Gay Rights Activist is Certain He Knows More About Gay Sex Than Gay Men.
-Gay Sheep Report Difficulty Fitting into Club Scene
-Healed of Homosexuality by the Power of Chalchiuhticue.
-Gay Couple Adopts a Highway
-Logan Man Faces Wrenching Moral Dilemma at Passing an Abercrombie & Finch
-Senator Buttars: Protect Definition of ‘the Person’. Introduces Legislation to Classify Gays as Livestock to Keep Activist Judges From Giving ‘Special Rights.’
-Romney: Your Children Now Deserve a Wealthy Mom and a Wealthy Dad of Christian Faith
-Gayle Ruziicka Suspects Her Neighbor’s Hairdresser May Be Gay, Claims Having yet Another ‘Gay Friend’
-Utah Lawmakers Fearful Gay Marriage May Pave the Way for Polygamy
Eh… Happy April’s Fools Day.