Tuesday, April 01, 2008

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I was thinking of writing an April Fools post but just ended up thinking of titles (can anyone add to it?):

-Local Anti-Gay Rights Activist is Certain He Knows More About Gay Sex Than Gay Men.

-Gay Sheep Report Difficulty Fitting into Club Scene

-Healed of Homosexuality by the Power of Chalchiuhticue.

-Gay Couple Adopts a Highway

-Logan Man Faces Wrenching Moral Dilemma at Passing an Abercrombie & Finch

-Senator Buttars: Protect Definition of ‘the Person’. Introduces Legislation to Classify Gays as Livestock to Keep Activist Judges From Giving ‘Special Rights.’

-Romney: Your Children Now Deserve a Wealthy Mom and a Wealthy Dad of Christian Faith

-Gayle Ruziicka Suspects Her Neighbor’s Hairdresser May Be Gay, Claims Having yet Another ‘Gay Friend’

-Utah Lawmakers Fearful Gay Marriage May Pave the Way for Polygamy

Eh… Happy April’s Fools Day.

8 comments:

Abelard Enigma said...

And don't forget Gay Mormon Polygamists Flocking to Massachusetts.

Guy said...

Great, thanks for the giggles!

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

-Senator Buttars: Protect Definition of ‘the Person’. Introduces Legislation to Classify Gays as Livestock to Keep Activist Judges From Giving ‘Special Rights.’

This one was my favourite. Cause its true, sadly enough.

-Idaho's Four Gay Residents Voice Support For Sen. Larry Craig.

-Mount St. Helens, Hurricane Jeanne Divert To Massachusetts for Assumed Gay Marriage.

-Gay Mormon Polygamists Flocking to Massachusetts.

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

And this one's pretty funny too.

The Ultimate, 100% Accurate Gay Test

MoHoHawaii said...

My favorite is:

Area 15-Year-Old Only Homosexual In Whole World.

The accompanying article is great.

Java said...

Pretty good! I like "gay couple adopts highway." I have actually heard some opponents of gay marriage saying it will lead to polygamy.

Molly Sue said...

Haha, I like the one about the sheep....duplicity, oh so clever! But I have a dirty mind!

Thanks for the giggles and snorts

Scot said...

Wow, the onion has a lot of good ones.

Craig: “ This one was my favourite. Cause its true, sadly enough.

What get’s me is that they think it’s somehow significantly less offensive and less inhumane to replace ‘the person’ with ‘the family’ in such a news story. Either they don’t see their family the same way I see mine or they’ve already dehumanized gay people.

Java: “I have actually heard some opponents of gay marriage saying it will lead to polygamy.”

You’ll hear it even in Utah too, though most people here, legislators included, have polygamists as great great grandparents, as it used to be part of the LDS faith. I’ve got’em on both sides.

Molly: “ But I have a dirty mind!

I knew I should have stayed away from a sheep joke :-).