Friday, April 06, 2007

I’m More Manly Than…

Mitt Romney. Uh-huh, that's right:

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is taking a second shot at describing his hunting experience.

The former Massachusetts governor has called himself a lifelong hunter, yet his campaign acknowledged that he has been on just two hunting trips—one when he was 15 and the other just last year.


Heck, I went hunting every year of my youth; took gun safety classes and got my permit as young as state law allowed. I don’t hunt anymore (unless you count fishing :-)) and don’t miss it. Even if I had the insane urge to chew gamy bb-peppered meat, I certainly wouldn’t wake at 3AM, drive two hours, and walk miles through icy-dew-covered sugar beats for it.

1 comment:

Loyalist (with defects) said...

BHWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i remember bb flavored game meat. oh, how i dont miss duck.

however, KB and I found some pink camo gear. who knows maybe it'll catch on. :-D